Ok, she said, how do I cook the pasta?
Yes, you read that right, Ehellions, a college freshman who had no idea how to cook pasta.
Um - there are usually instructions on the back of the packet. I'd be more concerned about a high school graduate who doesn't know how to read...
I had a friend help me once w/ a cake; she'd never cooked anything at all. So I persuaded her that she could simply follow the directions on the cake mix box.
She'd read off the ingredients, and I'd say, "Oh, the butter's here; the eggs are in the fridge."
Then we got to the point where it told her to add the cake mix.
She said--kid you not--"Where's the mix?"
in the box.
I think Tallone could also have turned to those kids and said, "the *other* guys who buy pink ice cream are the ones who have hot women waiting for them."