I have to agree with raintree and familyfun. If the part about the awareness updates is not added, then the message the OP wants to put out is lost, and it becomes a Monty Python update.
And now for something completely different, I notice that a disproportionate amount of the quotes suggested here comes from the holy grail. So just to compensate:
If anybody here is in a medical expression, you can use:
"It's allright, I'm a doctor"
and off course the everlasting:
"Nobody expects the spanish inquisition"