I forgot this gem, from my thinks-she's-being-helpful cousin. She's in the military, makes double what I do, AND gets almost the amount of my take home pay as her housing allowance. She was also married so two incomes at the time she/they bought their townhouse.
I live in a 1BR apt, and the area I live in, apts don't come with washers/dryers, unless they are new and considered luxery, but then out of my budget. Yet that doens't stop her from asking me every now and again if I've considered buying a condo or townhouse. Which I can't afford. I know, because I've looked! yet she seems to think that I can, even though I make half of what she does. Because you know she did!