Anything by John Mayer. I don't know why; he just irritates me.
POD to "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston. Or should I say, "IIIIIIIIIIiyeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyeeeeeeeiiiiiii will always love yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu."
MacArthur Park. I've said it before and I'll say it again - What exactly is so unique about this cake? And if it is, in fact, so special and wonderful, why, for the love of all that is holy, did its creator allow "someone" to leave it out in the rain? And once they did, why didn't they oh, I don't know, go out and get it, rather than stand in the window watching it disintegrate and having a nervous breakdown, all the while writing a song about it?
And who names their cakes? And if they do, why "MacArthur Park?" Why not just Bob, or Jim, or Annie, or Jake? Jake the Cake makes more sense than MacArthur Park.
And if the recipe is so unbelievably awesome, why not copy it? And also, if it's so wonderful, why didn't anyone bring it in out of the rain? And why was there even any left? It couldn't have been that great if no one ate it now, could it?