Slightly risque from "The Vicar of Dibley"
Two nuns and their mother superior die in a car crash. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter says, "You'll each have to answer a question before you get in, but don't worry, it won't be hard." He looks at the first nun and says, "What was the name of the first man?" She replies, "Adam," and St. Peter says, "Right, then, in you go." He looks at the second nun and says, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" She replies, "The Garden of Eden," and St. Peter says, "Right, then, in you go." He then looks at the mother superior and says, "Your question is going to have to be a bit more difficult." She says she understands, so St. Peter asks, "What was the first thing Eve said upon seeing Adam naked?" Mother superior thinks for a minute and mutters to herself, "Oooh, that's a hard one." "Right, then, in you go."