Dear Free Range Hippy Cat
I know it's spring and cats moult in spring, but really? Really? The Roomba had to be emptied twice this morning just covering my bedroom, two bathrooms and the landing, it had its 'you've really let this go, haven't you?' blue light on almost all the time, and it ended up too exhausted even to go home to its charger, and just went under the dressing table to sulk. Somehow, the floor doesn't look that much better, either.
And look, I'm sorry but it isn't my fault that your sleeping sunbeam keeps moving across the bed. I can't make it keep still.