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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #2085 on: March 29, 2015, 11:53:00 PM »
Dear Bravery,

Thank you for permitting many belly snorgles.  It's nice to not have to wonder if you're going to suddenly spring a handtrap, because you just purrrrrrr when things (like human hands and noses) touch your belly.

Love,
Human mommy

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #2086 on: March 30, 2015, 11:41:21 AM »
Dear Penguin,

We're so happy you're getting well. When we come into Catland, you come right out from the windowsill (and we're glad you're there instead of lurking under the futon). You were a wonderful purrble with MIL, and we're hoping she'll adopt you. Keep it up!

Love,
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #2087 on: Yesterday at 01:18:24 AM »
Sigh. Once again, Missy Mouth.

Whilst I do understand that the dishwasher is a noisy kitty warmer, you are NOT allowed on the counters. You have a wonderful comfy and warm waterbed to sleep on, and currently it has a warm human to cuddle up with. Why do we have to do this every night?

PS, if you didn't knock things off the counter, I probably wouldn't wake up and come out and push you off.

Love,
The grumpy human who isn't in the comfy bed.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #2088 on: Yesterday at 02:37:08 AM »
Sigh. Once again, Missy Mouth.

Whilst I do understand that the dishwasher is a noisy kitty warmer, you are NOT allowed on the counters. You have a wonderful comfy and warm waterbed to sleep on, and currently it has a warm human to cuddle up with. Why do we have to do this every night?

PS, if you didn't knock things off the counter, I probably wouldn't wake up and come out and push you off.

Love,
The grumpy human who isn't in the comfy bed.
Dear human,

If you didn't leave things where I sleep, I wouldn't have to knock them off.

Yours,
kitty.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #2089 on: Today at 01:15:56 AM »
I honestly LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #2090 on: Today at 01:20:03 AM »
Dear Oscar

You have not one but two kitty litter trays, filled with the good stuff and cleaned every night - why or why then do you have to poop on the bathroom rug! >:(

Love
A very exasperated mother