Sigh. Once again, Missy Mouth.
Whilst I do understand that the dishwasher is a noisy kitty warmer, you are NOT allowed on the counters. You have a wonderful comfy and warm waterbed to sleep on, and currently it has a warm human to cuddle up with. Why do we have to do this every night?
PS, if you didn't knock things off the counter, I probably wouldn't wake up and come out and push you off.
The grumpy human who isn't in the comfy bed.