Ooh, I have a coworker who will be committing PD in a few weeks!
So I work for a government agency, and we have a strict code of conduct that we must follow. We've all signed it, and even watched a few cheesy videos with examples of what *not* to do. One aspect of this code is that we must not accept gifts, tips, or even holiday items from the lawyers. Pretty basic.
So what does Oblivious Coworker do? "Hey, lawyer, will you sponsor my softball team this summer?" Um wait WHAT? Even the lawyer knows it's a no-no, and said as such to me ("Oh, we're saying one of his friends asked, so we don't get in trouble"), but I'm waiting until the shirts get printed up and this hits a fan or two. Then I'll grab the popcorn.