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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3720 on: May 23, 2013, 03:10:26 PM »
Well, appearing on national TV and stirring up such a ruckus was really dumb of him, wasn't it?  There was a lot of speculation that the business was a front for money laundering; this just adds credence to that theory.

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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3721 on: May 23, 2013, 07:08:36 PM »
I finally watched the show today.  So sad.

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« Reply #3722 on: May 24, 2013, 06:33:53 AM »
I don't even know where to put this, but this seemed the most appropriate thread.

We had someone interviewing for a job today. When asked why he was leaving his last job, he said it was due to a change in procedures bogging everyone down in red tape. However, my boss knows this guy personally and apparently the REAL reason he's leaving his current job is because the managers have installed microphones over each and every employee's desk.

I'll just type that again, in case you think I mistyped that. The bosses decided in their infinite wisdom that too many people are leaving the company to work elsewhere and decided the best step to take was to install microphones over every employee's desk to record everything they say during their working day.

It sounds like a plot from The Office or a satire of the work place, but no, they really really did that! Gosh, I wonder why they're hemorrhaging staff at a dizzy rate.

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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3723 on: May 24, 2013, 08:24:25 AM »
I don't even know where to put this, but this seemed the most appropriate thread.

We had someone interviewing for a job today. When asked why he was leaving his last job, he said it was due to a change in procedures bogging everyone down in red tape. However, my boss knows this guy personally and apparently the REAL reason he's leaving his current job is because the managers have installed microphones over each and every employee's desk.

I'll just type that again, in case you think I mistyped that. The bosses decided in their infinite wisdom that too many people are leaving the company to work elsewhere and decided the best step to take was to install microphones over every employee's desk to record everything they say during their working day.

It sounds like a plot from The Office or a satire of the work place, but no, they really really did that! Gosh, I wonder why they're hemorrhaging staff at a dizzy rate.
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Well, he was pretty diplomatic in how he addressed it. Saying 'My current office is being run by paranoid whackjobs' isn't the best way to go in an interview.

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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3724 on: May 24, 2013, 09:34:13 AM »
I think the applicant's statement about changes in procedure was the very soul of tact.

How in the name of the Deity could an employer hope to keep tabs on every employee by recording every conversation?  Logistics of monitoring aside, the cost of installing the things would be considerable. 

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« Reply #3725 on: May 24, 2013, 02:55:19 PM »
I can think of a few employees at my place that would make them re-evaluate this plan pretty quickly.
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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3726 on: May 24, 2013, 03:54:40 PM »
They'd certainly get a treat hearing my co-worker describe in great detail how her toenail fell off and her toe turned interesting shades of green ...

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« Reply #3727 on: May 24, 2013, 11:07:28 PM »
How in the name of the Deity could an employer hope to keep tabs on every employee by recording every conversation?  Logistics of monitoring aside, the cost of installing the things would be considerable.

And the monitoring would be orders of magnitude more expensive. I'd imagine they wouldn't bother to sift through everything and would instead go with "Bob looks like he said something bad, check his feed from yesterday afternoon," but still.

I think that situation would virtually demand the old "record hours worth of inoffensive material and play it back with for the recorder" routine. Heck, maybe record the entirety of one normal day and keep replaying it over and over to see how long it takes anyone to notice.

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« Reply #3728 on: May 24, 2013, 11:13:33 PM »
How in the name of the Deity could an employer hope to keep tabs on every employee by recording every conversation?  Logistics of monitoring aside, the cost of installing the things would be considerable.

And the monitoring would be orders of magnitude more expensive. I'd imagine they wouldn't bother to sift through everything and would instead go with "Bob looks like he said something bad, check his feed from yesterday afternoon," but still.

I think that situation would virtually demand the old "record hours worth of inoffensive material and play it back with for the recorder" routine. Heck, maybe record the entirety of one normal day and keep replaying it over and over to see how long it takes anyone to notice.

I think that it is more along the lines of figuring that if employees know they are being recorded, they'll be put in a state of caution and "behave."  We had video cameras up in all of our hall stores in college and the general manager used to remind us to tell our employees that they were being watched.  One day while chatting with me about an employee who had been closing the store early, the general manager admitted that the cameras weren't ever monitored, it was just to have the threat looming.

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« Reply #3729 on: May 25, 2013, 01:22:18 AM »
The bosses decided in their infinite wisdom that too many people are leaving the company to work elsewhere and decided the best step to take was to install microphones over every employee's desk to record everything they say during their working day.

I think I and a large number of my coworkers would suddenly develop atonal whistling habits that just didn't stop all day long.  Flat Pink Floyd maybe?

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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3730 on: May 25, 2013, 01:55:16 AM »
The bosses decided in their infinite wisdom that too many people are leaving the company to work elsewhere and decided the best step to take was to install microphones over every employee's desk to record everything they say during their working day.

I think I and a large number of my coworkers would suddenly develop atonal whistling habits that just didn't stop all day long.  Flat Pink Floyd maybe?

I think a lot of people I know would get very creative with ways to annoy any poor person who had to listen to those tapes - especially if they know management was listening in. Then listen to pleasant music via headphones so as not to annoy themselves.
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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3731 on: May 25, 2013, 02:25:35 AM »
The bosses decided in their infinite wisdom that too many people are leaving the company to work elsewhere and decided the best step to take was to install microphones over every employee's desk to record everything they say during their working day.

I think I and a large number of my coworkers would suddenly develop atonal whistling habits that just didn't stop all day long.  Flat Pink Floyd maybe?

I think a lot of people I know would get very creative with ways to annoy any poor person who had to listen to those tapes - especially if they know management was listening in. Then listen to pleasant music via headphones so as not to annoy themselves.

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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3732 on: May 25, 2013, 06:25:25 AM »
I think that it is more along the lines of figuring that if employees know they are being recorded, they'll be put in a state of caution and "behave."  We had video cameras up in all of our hall stores in college and the general manager used to remind us to tell our employees that they were being watched.  One day while chatting with me about an employee who had been closing the store early, the general manager admitted that the cameras weren't ever monitored, it was just to have the threat looming.

It's a fairly common office-supply-catalogue offering: inexpensive fake "surveillance cameras" that don't even work.
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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3733 on: May 25, 2013, 10:10:04 AM »
The recordings wouldn't have to be monitored by a human- they could be fed through an analysis program 'listening' for certain key words. 'Steal' or 'leave early' or curse words, or whatever...

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Re: Professional Darwinism: Update to OP on p.74
« Reply #3734 on: May 25, 2013, 11:02:28 AM »
The recordings wouldn't have to be monitored by a human- they could be fed through an analysis program 'listening' for certain key words. 'Steal' or 'leave early' or curse words, or whatever...

Aye, but almost all commercially available voice-recognition software is not up to the standard needed to do such a thing for multiple employees (don't ask me how I know, long story). The cost for software capable of such a thing is quite hefty. Unless the company had a small mountain of money they needed to burn before the end of the financial year or something, it either wouldn't be worth the cost, or wouldn't work.

It seems more likely they'd keep the recordings and only listen to them if they needed dirt on someone in particular, or suspected that person for whatever reason. "Dave is coming in awfully late recently, that doesn't seem very loyal. I hope he hasn't been spreading anti-company rumours. Let's find out exactly what he's been up to." Crazy, sure, but installing microphones above every single bleeding desk is pretty high on the paranoid scale. Seriously, what company does that? Next they'll be using the recordings to enforce a ban on an increasing number of certain words from people's vocabulary until they all use Newspeak. It reminds me of that Black Books episode where Manny worked for a place that scanned the employees' retinas once every 45 seconds. "We like to think of it as showing we care."