I can't believe all the ones I've seen lately by people looking for rental homes or apartments. They want to pay bargain basement prices but they want all the best stuff, and they're not shy about making demands. Like, "Must have: updated kitchen, 3BRs, minimum 1.5 baths, dishwasher, washer dryer, yard, plenty of closet space . . ." which is fine, but they want it for the price of an average studio.
What takes the cake, though, is the people who make no bones (ha ha, no pun intended) about the fact that they smoke - and not cigarettes. Is that really something you want to blast over the internet in a way that can be traced back to you? Might as well put an ad out saying "For sale: Truckload of stolen merchandise."