I was brushing my teeth this morning, and my brother came to the doorway, probably to say something, but just stared at me instead. I looked up, in mid-brush, and he said, "Whoa...look how much water you're using. You should turn that off."
And then it was on. I've told him before about policing my actions and trying to tell me how I should do something (He calls it 'helping'), and he just doesn't get it. It was too early in the morning for that. Plus, we have a well! And the water from the sinks gets shunted to a small gully in the back yard. It goes back into the bleeping water table, leave me alone!
Did I mention I'm not a morning person?