DH's horrible handwriting! I guess last night, while I was showering, he got into one of his "must make plans in case I die tomorrow" moods and wrote out what he wants for his funeral. He's 51 and in perfect health, but okay.
He puts it in a sealed envelope with my name written on it and a note underneath that I read as "in case something severe happens to me this will tell you what I won't". Then he went to bed.
Well, I'm now wondering what he won't tell me. Is he having an affair, is he sick, does he think I'm having an affair? What !? I've got too many thoughts floating around in my overtired brain.
When I asked him about it this morning he went "Oh, no. I wrote 'this will tell you what I want; not won't'".
Gah! Learn to write legibly (or maybe just talk to me!) and I won't have to go through a sleepless night wondering what the heck you're not telling me!