This was in a birthday card Mr. Sirius gave me.
"It's your birthday - take time to smell the roses. Not if you're allergic, obviously. I didn't know. You're not, are you. I know some people are. I'd rather be allergic to roses than, like, cats, because how often are you really around roses? Not a lot, unless maybe you're a florist. But if you're allergic to roses and you become a florist, what were you thinking?"
It goes on for two more pages in similar vein, then eventually gets to the point. It made me laugh.
Anyway, conversations like that, where one person can't seem to get to the point. I feel like yelling, "GET ON WITH IT!"