Ok, here's my list:
Mispronunciation of words….
Jewelry – this is werid, but I can wear it out and to work, but the minute I come home, it has to come off…could have something to do with the fact I put my jammies as soon as I can after I come home….
People who slurp their coffe or other drinks. The woman on the other side of my cube is a repeat offender….she is LOUD and it drives me NUTS
In that same vein, people who CONSTANTLY talk to themselves while working, and berate themselves….all day long - coffee woman above does that too. I hear "no, no, no, why did you do that?" and "nooooo - why didnt' that work?" She also has a high pitched sort of whiny voice so its doubly annoying.
Auntie Venom - I am a cactus too – I am not at all huggy or kissy or touchy feely. Some close friends I will allow to hug me, but if I don’t know you very well, I WILL back away when you try and hug me. And those who get too close and invade my personal space make me very uncomfortable as well. It's not necessary to stand thiiiiiis close to me and if I back up a bit, don't move forward...just stay where you are!
Cell phones – anyone who comes into a store, esp the one where I work, and expect me or other employees to help them, but can’t be bothered to stop yapping on the phone. That’s just rude. or is just talking loudly, no matter where you are.
Missy2U – that noise is what I call the “mashed potato” noise. Don’t ask me why I call it that, but I hate it too.
HeebyJeebyLeebee – my mom used to do this to me all the time growing up, and I’d be a brat and say “no, I don’t WANT to, but if you really need it done, I supposed I can do it.” Stuff like cleaning the cat box or scooping the dog droppings from the yard…..
People who can’t get to the point in a conversation….if you need something from me, just ask, don’t go around and around and use 10 sentences when one is all you need! My one CW does that and I want to just scream…..he starts out with "i think i know the answer, but wanted to check anyway...and will then go on and on...only to find out he just wants to know did I fix a file?