Another one with TMJ issues- I can't help it that my jaw makes noises when I eat. Barring surgery, there's no fix for it. I tried a biteplate and could not stand the thing. It grossed me out to no end (I hate saliva, even my own), made me drool in my sleep, and the thought of having to wear it at night, every night for the rest of my freaking life was just so NOT cool. So don't get in my face or complain behind my back about eating noises- I can't help it, and there is no fix.
I also hate being forced to "read along" with somebody, since I'm a fast reader. I hate being talked down to, and I want to take the head off of the next clown who feels the need to touch me in any way while talking down to or "correcting" me. I had a lady do this once- I was unsure of where the end of a line was, so my friend and I stepped in where we thought we were supposed to. Some lady touched my wrist while saying snottily "The end of the line is back there!". Part of me wanted to break her offending hand. Tell me where the line ends, fine. But drop the attitude and keep your hands to yourself, lady!
I read a lot of geeky stuff, even devouring engineering texts for fun. So yeah, some of the words I pick up have been known to make their way into my normal vocabulary. I don't use those words to be pretentious or a smarty pants, so don't assume I'm trying to insult you. If you don't know what a word means, just ask me! And spare me the BS about how you don't want to ask because "Oh, I have my pride!". Ex-classmate, I am talking to YOU!. (Yes, some of the people I went to school with had this attitude. I didn't understand half of the vulgarity and slang they conversed in, so I guess that made us even)
I also hate the attitude some people have- that if you in any way look different or striking, that you somehow deserve disrespect from people. Dye your hair an unusual colour, and then some stranger comes along and manhandles it or makes an ugly comment? Oh, he can't help but touch you, he's curious don'tcha know? Or he can't control what comes out of his mouth, if you don't like to be abused it's your fault for not blending in with the wallpaper, or it must mean you are insecure with your choice. And oh, surely you only look that way because you want attention? It couldn't possibly be that you got that tattoo/outfit/hair dye because it made you happy! No, it's just a cheap ploy for attention and how dare you be upset when somebody is mean to you about it! Serves you right for not being strictly normal!