Unlike many PPs I actually like the sound of other people eating. When my FH is eating an apple or an orange, I will actually come up and hug him so I get to press my ear on his cheek and hear him chew (I get permission first, of course!) Clearly I'm just very very strange! I love incidental noises, such as the sound of boiling water or chopping vegetables or scrubbing plates or the bathroom or whatever. I digress though...
Also, apologies Juana
, I make up words all the time! Promise I won't use them on here though
Misplaced apostrophes can drive me absolutely insane. There's this shop just round the corner from my old house that I used to have to pass every time I went to the supermarket. It had a sign outside saying "We collect: fridge's, freezer's, TV's, DVD player's, bed's, laptop's, computer's, washing machine's" etc. I can't actually remember all the things they bought. I wanted to smash that sign every time I saw it. It really set my teeth on edge!
I hate being called 'Madam'. I'm only 24, and it seems far too old a term for me.