Talking to my teenage DD.
Last night, her BFF was over. Suddenly I hear, "Nooo! No way! Ohh Emm Gee!" and other exclamations like that, from her room.
When I saw them come out, I asked what happened. "Nothing", was the answer
I swear, she's going to grow huge thumbs from three hours of texting over "Nothing".
(and yes, someone is going to point out that WE did exactly the same to our parents