Ugh, RebeccainGA, I hate that. I couldn't believe my ears when I was in a bathroom stall the other day and I heard a woman come in, chatting away on her cell phone - then she got into the stall beside me and proceeded to take care of business, all while still chatting. UGH.
EvilShalamar might have flushed several times at that point. I was really hoping that the person on the other end of the phone might say "What's that noise? Tell me you're not calling me from the bathroom ..."
My mom made some exaggerated VERY LOUD straining noises one time. Got the other person off the phone. Maybe not polite, but definitely funny.
I'm getting really frustrated with my boyfriend.
Me: When do you want to have dinner?
Him: Oh, I don't know, whenever.
Fifteen minutes later.
Me: So, what were you thinking about doing for dinner?
Him: I don't know. What do you want?
Me: *lists off a few local places*
Him: No, I don't really feel like any of them.
Me: Okay, what do you want to do?
Him: I don't know, what do you want?
Me: Well, you're paying for it, so you decide.
Him: I can't think of anything.
Me: Are you hungry?
Him: Yeah, I'm starving.
Me: Well, how about *lists off a few more places*
Him: No, that's more than I'm willing to spend.
Me: Okay, fast food?
Him: No, I don't want fast food, I want to eat healthier.
Me: How about we go to the store and pick something out and I'll cook it.
Him: I don't want to wait that long.
On and on and on forever. And when I try TELLING him what we're doing for dinner, he'll veto it.
Seriously, how hard would it be for him to make a short list of where he likes to eat in the area and refer to that when he's hungry? Or keep food in the house for me to cook? I'm banging my head against a wall daily with him!