one for her, and one for her husband
Whaaat? I'm guessing her husband didn't work for your company; how on earth did she get away with that?
I work with a Food Monopolizer, too. A group of us went out for lunch at a buffet place a few years ago, and one of the items in the buffet was pizza. They were temporarily out of pizza when we arrived, and oh boy, you would've thought the world was ending. He badgered the poor waitress - where was the pizza? When were they getting more? When more was placed in the buffet, he nearly knocked three people over to get to it first.