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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13200 on: September 22, 2013, 09:19:35 PM »
My former co worker and his gf were having a baby one year almost to the day after my DD was born.  They didn't know the gender of the baby yet when I offered them bags of clothes from my DD.  My DD had a lot of new stuff when she was born, but I also shop twice a year at a HUGE consignment sale they have in my town (and most of the stuff is brand name and looks barely worn) and my friend has a DD one year older than mine so I have her hand me downs (altho she gives me stuff that should go into the rag bag sometimes).  His gf looks at me like a offered them flaming dog poo and said in a haughty tone "My child will NEVER wear hand me downs.  Only new clothes will do".  I said fine and my sisters co worker gladly took the clothes for her new grand daughter.  Well they had a son, but a year later she got pregnant again.  They were really struggling (champagne tastes on a kool aid budget) and she came crawling to me.  I said "Sorry, found someone to take everything" and she got mad!

Your co-workers girlfriend sounds like the infamous Victoria from Maury Povich's show. NSFW due to her scrabble life comments:
http://youtu.be/ofYdApYn5O8

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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13201 on: September 23, 2013, 03:59:31 AM »
There's one phrase that strikes fear into my heart like no other:

"How old do you think I am?" or variations on it

I don't know why, but I am truly awful at guessing people's ages - the one plus is that I almost always guess on the younger side of things. Therefore I hate this question like no other, because there's so much potential to offend.
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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13202 on: September 23, 2013, 05:53:48 AM »
There's one phrase that strikes fear into my heart like no other:

"How old do you think I am?" or variations on it

I don't know why, but I am truly awful at guessing people's ages - the one plus is that I almost always guess on the younger side of things. Therefore I hate this question like no other, because there's so much potential to offend.

The other ones are "How much do you think I weigh?" or "Does this make my butt look big?"
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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13203 on: September 23, 2013, 06:37:33 AM »
There's one phrase that strikes fear into my heart like no other:

"How old do you think I am?" or variations on it

I don't know why, but I am truly awful at guessing people's ages - the one plus is that I almost always guess on the younger side of things. Therefore I hate this question like no other, because there's so much potential to offend.

The other ones are "How much do you think I weigh?" or "Does this make my butt look big?"

I once had a boyfriend who, when asked this question (I was semi-joking) said (in the perfect, light, tone) "Nah, it detracts from your fat thighs" (I do have fat thighs, even when I was skinny...it's a genetics thing.  I'm fine with them - apart from when they wear through the seams on all three of my pairs of jeans in rapid succession).

I told this to my husband (can't remember the reason, but it came up).  He said that ex was wrong.  That dress *did* make my butt look big.  But that was OK, because he liked big butts!  He got a swat with a tea-towel!

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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13204 on: September 23, 2013, 06:47:10 AM »
There's one phrase that strikes fear into my heart like no other:

"How old do you think I am?" or variations on it

I don't know why, but I am truly awful at guessing people's ages - the one plus is that I almost always guess on the younger side of things. Therefore I hate this question like no other, because there's so much potential to offend.

The other ones are "How much do you think I weigh?" or "Does this make my butt look big?"

I once had a boyfriend who, when asked this question (I was semi-joking) said (in the perfect, light, tone) "Nah, it detracts from your fat thighs" (I do have fat thighs, even when I was skinny...it's a genetics thing.  I'm fine with them - apart from when they wear through the seams on all three of my pairs of jeans in rapid succession).

I told this to my husband (can't remember the reason, but it came up).  He said that ex was wrong.  That dress *did* make my butt look big.  But that was OK, because he liked big butts!  He got a swat with a tea-towel!

My DH answered a friend of mine when she asked the butt question of me in her new pair of pants, "No, your butt makes your butt look big."  :P  I thought she was going to hurt him.
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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13205 on: September 23, 2013, 07:52:44 AM »
It's a little tiny day-to-day thing that drives me completely bonkers.

Baby Wolverine's bottles.

URGH! Is it so hard to pull the teats all the way through the collars, Husband? He washes, sterilises and reassembles the bottles, but he only pulls the teats through to the first 'pop', meaning they're not in right. Which I don't notice until I've filled them up, screwed the lid on and started to shake them - when formula comes out of the gap between teat and collar and sprays all over me, the kitchen and (usually) one of the cats.

I'm almost certain he does it on purpose so that he can get out of the bottle-washing but if he thinks that's going to work he's got another thing coming. I may well change the brand of bottle we use just so that he's got no excuses as to why he can't reassemble them correctly.
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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13206 on: September 23, 2013, 08:02:49 AM »
But that was OK, because he liked big butts!  He got a swat with a tea-towel!

But, you know, he could not lie.

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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13207 on: September 23, 2013, 08:25:08 AM »
He could not deny.  >:D

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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13208 on: September 23, 2013, 08:25:26 AM »
There's one phrase that strikes fear into my heart like no other:

"How old do you think I am?" or variations on it

I don't know why, but I am truly awful at guessing people's ages - the one plus is that I almost always guess on the younger side of things. Therefore I hate this question like no other, because there's so much potential to offend.

The other ones are "How much do you think I weigh?" or "Does this make my butt look big?"

For potential pitfalls, there's always the one I was asked by a sales clerk ringing up my purchase - "What ethnicity do you think I am?"
My cousin's memoir of love and loneliness while raising a child with multiple disabilities will be out on Amazon soon! Know the Night, by Maria Mutch, has been called "full of hope, light, and companionship for surviving the small hours of the night."

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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13209 on: September 23, 2013, 08:26:50 AM »
One of my friends and his wife are expecting, and I have already bought my shower gift for him. However, baby fever by proxy has me going into the baby section of every department store just to look.

This baby will have clothes to last him until he is in kindergarten the way I am going!

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« Reply #13210 on: September 23, 2013, 09:41:36 AM »
There's one phrase that strikes fear into my heart like no other:

"How old do you think I am?" or variations on it

I don't know why, but I am truly awful at guessing people's ages - the one plus is that I almost always guess on the younger side of things. Therefore I hate this question like no other, because there's so much potential to offend.

The other ones are "How much do you think I weigh?" or "Does this make my butt look big?"

For potential pitfalls, there's always the one I was asked by a sales clerk ringing up my purchase - "What ethnicity do you think I am?"


"My guess would be 'human.' "

*takes purchases and walks away*

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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13211 on: September 23, 2013, 10:46:16 AM »
There's one phrase that strikes fear into my heart like no other:

"How old do you think I am?" or variations on it

I don't know why, but I am truly awful at guessing people's ages - the one plus is that I almost always guess on the younger side of things. Therefore I hate this question like no other, because there's so much potential to offend.
"Somewhere between 16 and 187.  Really, I'm truly  awful at guessing people's ages."
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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13212 on: September 23, 2013, 10:53:49 AM »
There's one phrase that strikes fear into my heart like no other:

"How old do you think I am?" or variations on it

I don't know why, but I am truly awful at guessing people's ages - the one plus is that I almost always guess on the younger side of things. Therefore I hate this question like no other, because there's so much potential to offend.
"Somewhere between 16 and 187.  Really, I'm truly  awful at guessing people's ages."

A fail I'll tell on myself: The theater I work at has 3 assistant managers and 1 general manager. I knew one of the assistant managers was 25, so I assumed GM was 30 or so. I said to aforementioned assistant manager, "Well, GM is about 30, right?" He said, "No! She's 22!"

I was both impressed someone my age is a GM, and mortified that I'd assumed my GM was 8+ years older than she actually was. Fortunately, she was not around to hear that conversation and AM 1 didn't tell her.  :-[
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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13213 on: September 23, 2013, 02:01:08 PM »
This line from an article about stars who never got married  ::)
 
"Cameron Diaz seems to always be dating someone, but she's never been married."
http://www.newser.com/story/174605/7-stars-who-never-got-married.html

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Re: What little things drive you completely up the wall....?
« Reply #13214 on: September 23, 2013, 02:06:40 PM »
For potential pitfalls, there's always the one I was asked by a sales clerk ringing up my purchase - "What ethnicity do you think I am?"


"My guess would be 'human.' "

*takes purchases and walks away*

Unfortunately, she had stopped the process of ringing me in, to rant to me and a coworker about someone who had thought she was of a different ethnicity than she was. And even more unfortunately, the best guess I could make put her squarely in the middle of some heavy political squabblings. I made a vague guess that would cover about 2000 square miles, and bolted.
My cousin's memoir of love and loneliness while raising a child with multiple disabilities will be out on Amazon soon! Know the Night, by Maria Mutch, has been called "full of hope, light, and companionship for surviving the small hours of the night."