Every once in a great while I run into super crazy older lady. She randomly yells at me for my shopping purchases, what I wear, how my hair is done, makeup or lack of, just weird things she fixates on. FTR, I don't actually know this woman, but seem to frequent places she also shops.
Her most recent outrage are my fake nails...except, I do not wear fake nails. The only thing I can think is that since I'm very fair skinned and have quite thick nails, my nail beds appear very pink and the tips are very white, she's got it into her head that I'm putting on the pink and whites. I don't even polish them that much because my nails are terrible at just peeling polish off.
I try to avoid her when I can, but she's a stealthy ninja old lady. A few CWs that live and shop near me have also had run ins with her, so I'm not special in that regard.