Contest

[madmusician]

Who can find the most ridiculous thing for sale on eBay?

Here's what I found:

"My super hot girlfriend's fart in a jar!" The auction name says it all. It even has one bid on it, $5.00

"A personalized letter/photo from your hot girlfriend" Yes, this is a woman selling a handwritten letter (as a girlfriend) and photo of herself for 9.99 or best offer.

"Whole wheat toast struck by lightning" Buy it now for only $35!

"Jesus in my toast"--another quack proclaiming that Jesus showed his face, on the guy's breakfast. Starting bid is 10 pounds.


Who can make me laugh hardest???

[Alida]

How about a cursed lollipop?

[Clara Bow]

That is the most bizarre thing I have seen in a long time...either that person has a great sense of humor or he is seriously deranged....
I have seen used underwear on ebay.

[Suze]

OH -- too rich

[Shoo]

That is the most bizarre thing I have seen in a long time...either that person has a great sense of humor or he is seriously deranged....
I have seen used underwear on ebay.

A week or so ago, someone in my Freecycle group was offering used men's underwear.  I don't recall ever seeing a "taken" for them.  [shudders]

[Cyndi]

Long time ago, I once saw a used tampon that was supposedly used by Britney Spears. Ew.

My thought was and still is "who would buy THAT?"

[IndianInlaw]

A friend of mine bid on a collection of  5 matchbooks, one of which was from a long ago, notorious bar from our neighborhood.

Usually these things go for $5, but he wanted them, so he went up to $20, then quit.

A few months later, the same matchbooks were up for sale again.  The photo was identical to the first.

I think they went for $5.

As for weirdest, here ya go!

moldy life jacket.

http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-BUOYANCY-AID-DECORATE-NAUTICAL-PUB-WEIRD-STUFF_W0QQitemZ9503702673QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

[madmusician]

My beloved grandmother had to wear adult diapers for about a year before she died. Sorry, I don't find much humour in that one.

[Clara Bow]

I don't think that those are the kind of diapers one wears for continence issues (my Granny wears them now). I think those are for a fetish...

[madmusician]

I know. I realize that. Sorry! 

[Clara Bow]

Okay, I was afraid you thought someone was making fun of a medical condition and I wanted to jump in.
I'm not sure it's funny, kinda scary....