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kingsrings:
This was just too darkly funny and twisted to pass up...


CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED



* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?


* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are


* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas


* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


* 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....


* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me


* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why


* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?


* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

freakyfemme:
For the Sadistic:  Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

(Oh wait, that's already a Christmas carol, isn't it?)

Suze:
Ok - Someone posted a similar list on another forum - Here are a few more from that list
Suze

Amnesia --- I don't Remeber If I'll be Home for Christmas

Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Senile Dementia -- Walking I a Winter Wonderland Miles form My House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I sit Here and Hyperventilate

Cyndi:
Ahaha! Funny!

Autistic - Have Yourself A Stimmy Little Christmas


And here's some monster carols I made up out of regular ones. Had the friends on Kaijuphile.com laughing :)

"Jingle Bells"
Stomping feet! Stomping feet! Stomping all the way!
Oh what fun it was to stomp on that city yesterday!

"Rocking Around the Christmas Tree"
Stomping around the Christmas Tree!
Have a stompy holiday!
Everyone's stomping merrily
and blowing Tokyo away!

"The Grinch Song"
You're a monster, SpaceGodzilla,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, SpaceGodzilla,
I wouldn't touch you with a massively-clogged-up toilet bowl!

"Let It Snow"
Oh, the city outside is shaking
And the buildings are all quaking.
And since we've no place to romp...
Let him stomp! Let him stomp! Let him stomp!

"Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"
Hedorah the stinky kaiju,
had a very smelly body,
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say P.U.!

"Sleigh Ride"
Just hear those kaiju stomp-stomping
and bang-bang-a-banging too
Come on, it's lovely weather
to go city stomping with you.
Outside the bombs are falling
And Godzilla's calling "skree-OONK!"
Come on, it's lovely weather
to go city-stomping with you

"Twelve Days of Christmas" (This one's long and Shezilla is the name of my fan-kaiju.)
On the first day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the second day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the third day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Nine Gyaos a-swarming,
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Ten Zilla eggs hatching,
Nine Gyaos a-swarming,
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Eleven screaming extras,
Ten Zilla eggs hatching,
Nine Gyaos a-swarming,
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Twelve Garudas malfunctioning,
Eleven screaming extras,
Ten Zilla eggs hatching,
Nine Gyaos a-swarming,
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.

Lunadiana75:
Oh those are too funny!

Might I add:

Codependent: Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas... but NOT WITHOUT ME!!!!!

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