Ahaha! Funny!
Autistic - Have Yourself A Stimmy Little Christmas
And here's some monster carols I made up out of regular ones. Had the friends on Kaijuphile.com laughing
"Jingle Bells"
Stomping feet! Stomping feet! Stomping all the way!
Oh what fun it was to stomp on that city yesterday!
"Rocking Around the Christmas Tree"
Stomping around the Christmas Tree!
Have a stompy holiday!
Everyone's stomping merrily
and blowing Tokyo away!
"The Grinch Song"
You're a monster, SpaceGodzilla,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, SpaceGodzilla,
I wouldn't touch you with a massively-clogged-up toilet bowl!
"Let It Snow"
Oh, the city outside is shaking
And the buildings are all quaking.
And since we've no place to romp...
Let him stomp! Let him stomp! Let him stomp!
"Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"
Hedorah the stinky kaiju,
had a very smelly body,
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say P.U.!
"Sleigh Ride"
Just hear those kaiju stomp-stomping
and bang-bang-a-banging too
Come on, it's lovely weather
to go city stomping with you.
Outside the bombs are falling
And Godzilla's calling "skree-OONK!"
Come on, it's lovely weather
to go city-stomping with you
"Twelve Days of Christmas" (This one's long and Shezilla is the name of my fan-kaiju.)
On the first day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the second day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the third day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Nine Gyaos a-swarming,
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Ten Zilla eggs hatching,
Nine Gyaos a-swarming,
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Eleven screaming extras,
Ten Zilla eggs hatching,
Nine Gyaos a-swarming,
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Shezilla gave to me:
Twelve Garudas malfunctioning,
Eleven screaming extras,
Ten Zilla eggs hatching,
Nine Gyaos a-swarming,
Eight broken Mogeura parts,
Seven a-singing Elias,
Six Meganulas,
Five maser tanks!
Four flying Rodans,
Three broken hummers,
Two Mothra larvae,
and Godzilla stomping in the city.
