Earthquake? Well we get them in England occasionally. The nearest geological fault is in Iceland (Italy being slightly further away, but only just)
What I want to know is why is it that whenever I empty out the washing up bowl there is always a teaspoon in it?
Yes! Even after I swish my hand around at the bottom to make sure I got everything, I dump and low and behold, but the magic teaspoon has come to visit.
Some of my personal mysteries:
1) Where the heck did my glass pie pan go? It's never been out of this house, so where could it be?
2) Why do I have no paper clips, bobby pins, or lighters when I need just one of those items? For instance, I don't need a lighter, but I'll find dozens of paper clips, or I don't need a paper clip, but I find dozens of bobby pins. And whose bobby pins are these? I've never bought light-colored brass bobbies, or hot pink ones, what is going on?
3) How did I get such a monstrous stack of dirty dishes in my sink? (Haha, oh wait, no mystery, just laziness

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