I had food poisoning last night. Apparently some of the rather elderly mushrooms I decided to cook for dinner were bad.
Naturally, as these things go, it hit at 4AM. I had a slight problem where I misguessed which orifice was going to be more active at a given moment, which resulted in a mess ALL OVER the bathroom. I did some cleaning at 4, but I keep finding more instances of extreme grossness all over the bathroom, which has the impact of messing with my stomach yet some more.
I've spent today napping, taking a hot bath, and cleaning the bathroom. Yay. I'm hoping to go back to work tomorrow, even though that will be the one day I work this week, as we have Wed, Thu, and Fri off.