Yesterday, BF decided he needed some new t-shirts, so we went off to find some. We found a store that had very reasonably priced shirts in a rainbow of different colors. It should be noted here that BF is spectacularly color-blind. He can't distinguish red and green and can't see most shades of blue. Thus, choosing between the shirts (there were two shades of red, three of green and three of blue, among several other colors) got interesting.
BF: ::pulling a shirt off the rack:: How about this?
Me: That's a nice color.
BF: ::scrutinizing shirt:: It's...green, right?
BF: ::pulling another shirt off the rack:: How about this one?
Me: That's the same as the first one.
BF: Oh. ::takes another one:: I look good in blue, right?
Me: You do, but that one is dark green.
BF: Huh. ::takes another:: How about this?
Me: That's red.
BF: [expletive redacted] Just pick a couple out, will ya?
I was trying hard not to laugh, but it was getting to be like Who's on First? To be fair, he thought it was pretty funny too.