If I had not seen pictures, I would not have believed this. But a couple of the field office guys showed me actual evidence photos while alternately laughing hysterically and crossing their legs. WARNING: CONTAINS MINOR INJURY TO HUMAN SCRABBLE EQUIPMENT.
Apparently a gentleman currently living in base housing (which is why my agency got called) has been playing scrabble with one or more adults to whom he is not married. His spouse apparently learned of this - I understand a friend of hers sent her some phone pictures of him with a partner distinctly not his wife.
She may have read of this somewhere, because I recall seeing it on the Urban Legends website http://www.snopes.com/risque/revenge/superglue.asp
, so maybe that's what gave her the idea. But she did it, only using Loctite (industrial-strength superglue). She glued his different bits of scrabble equipment to each other, then glued them down to their natural resting place, and then used the rest of the glue up by gluing his thighs together down to his knees.
She will be charged with assault and battery, but I think she'll get her revenge anyway, as she managed to get still pics on her phone together with some video of him trying to walk out of the apartment down to the ambulance. (He was successfully unglued at the hospital, using the solvent they use on Dermabond (which really is nothing but sterile superglue), rather than anything with sharp edges. I cannot speak as to his mental state.)