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Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
VorFemme:
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--- Quote from: Softly Spoken on March 03, 2013, 11:33:09 PM ---Okay I haven't read all of the thread but I've read enough to think I can post this here. :P (If we can laugh at death and carnage, maybe we can laugh at being a little less than PC)
This is funnier if you have the BG that I am (usually) a rather liberal yet reserved individual. :-[
I was riding with my friend in her car. A guy in front of us stopped suddenly for no reason, so my friend had to slam on her brakes and we both got a bit whip-lashed. She was cursing and said "What the ehell is his problem?" I can only blame the adrenaline for my response. :-[ ::) I happened to look at his bumper, which had a rainbow triangle on it. I pointed it out to my friend and said sarcastically "Apparently, for him being rear-ended is a good thing." :o
My friend's jaw hit the floor of her car and she just stared at me, then thank deity we were at a light because she just couldn't stop laughing. It wasn't just what I said, it was the fact that *I* said it - she just kept murmuring "so soooooooo wrong, you are *so* bad..." For a long time after that, we couldn't see someone put on the breaks without breaking out in giggles if we made eye contact. ::)
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For what it's worth, I think it's funny, and I think that most homosexuals don't mind being the butt of a good-hearted joke.
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Pod, Traska. Also, I see what you did there.
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I am wheezing with laughter until I squeak.......
wonderfullyanonymous:
Our pregnant cashier needed me to run and grab a gallon of milk for a customer. She explained to me, that the original gallon was leaking, but she wasn't going to give me that one because she didn't want me to milk her. Oddly enough, a few weeks ago, I spilled milk on her, which we laughed about, and said I milked her.
Now, considerably more pregnant that she was then, I dryly remarked, if I was going to milk her, I wouldn't do it that way. Took her a brief second to realize what I had said, and she started laughing.
Onyx_TKD:
Background: I was reading an online discussion about someone who had refused to perform CPR on a person suffering cardiac arrest, which led to a discussion of when one should not start CPR, e.g., when there is a DNR order, etc. One poster provided a link to an article called "7 Signs That Say 'Do Not Resuscitate'" (Warning to anyone inclined to search for it: article includes a photo of a dead body).
One of the 7 signs not to resuscitate the patient was decapitation. As the article put it:
--- Quote ---Over the course of human history, patients suffering from decapitation have demonstrated a 100% mortality rate.
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No, really? :P
Thipu1:
--- Quote from: Tashigi on February 18, 2013, 03:13:32 AM ---On the mild side...
My landlady likes to read out odd articles from the newspaper every so often because we both share a somewhat twisted sense of humor.
Today -
LL: Well! This is a sign that they plan out their articles and layout early.
Me: Why?
LL: In the Travel section, they have a big front page article on cruise ship deals and upgrades.
In light of the Carnival cruiseship fiasco only being resolved today... I really have to wonder if
someone at that office actually thought this edition through!
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If it's the New York Times, they do plan well in advance. The Sunday travel section is delivered with
Saturday's paper and was probably put together before the Carnival horror.
We also noticed the unfortunate coincidence.
wonderfullyanonymous:
--- Quote from: Onyx_TKD on March 05, 2013, 03:44:54 AM ---
One of the 7 signs not to resuscitate the patient was decapitation. As the article put it:
--- Quote ---Over the course of human history, patients suffering from decapitation have demonstrated a 100% mortality rate.
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No, really? :P
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Sadly, that had to be put in there, because someone tried to resuscitate a decapitated person. Now, I'm giggling...
"Come on dude, I put your head back, you gotta breathe. You can do it, just breathe."
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