Things that you just should NOT laugh at.

[Mental Magpie]

That really would make me laugh. I love when children show advanced reasoning like that.

In my following story, his reasoning was wrong, but it was funny! I was babysitting a 5 year old who showed me how high he could jump. I told him I didn't think I could jump that high and showed him by barely propelling myself off the ground. He looked up at me and said, "I know why you can't jump as high as me, you're too heavy!"

[afbluebelle]

The beastchild forgot to close the door to the bathroom. He is giving a play by play of his... achievements.

[Slartibartfast]

http://www.relevantmagazine.com/slices/easter-pageant-goes-wonderfully-brilliantly-wrong

Fast forward to the 1:20ish mark for the best @#$@ moment from an Easter pageant ever    (Note to self: don't use sparklers on set next to flammable scenery.)

[Xandraea]

http://www.relevantmagazine.com/slices/easter-pageant-goes-wonderfully-brilliantly-wrong

Fast forward to the 1:20ish mark for the best @#$@ moment from an Easter pageant ever    (Note to self: don't use sparklers on set next to flammable scenery.)

I couldn't stop laughing! And the guy keeps singing thru all the chaos!   Rather impressive that the flames were out in less than a minute. Fast-acting people there. (Makes me wonder if they weren't sitting nearby with extinguishers just in case?)

[exitzero]

http://www.relevantmagazine.com/slices/easter-pageant-goes-wonderfully-brilliantly-wrong

Fast forward to the 1:20ish mark for the best @#$@ moment from an Easter pageant ever    (Note to self: don't use sparklers on set next to flammable scenery.)

I couldn't stop laughing! And the guy keeps singing thru all the chaos!   Rather impressive that the flames were out in less than a minute. Fast-acting people there. (Makes me wonder if they weren't sitting nearby with extinguishers just in case?)

This completely horrified me. There was not a lick of common sense of anyone in that building.

If you are in a building, and it catches on fire, leave. Just leave.

I kept thinking about those folks who died in the Station Night Club fire. If you did not exit that building within the first 90 seconds of the fire starting, chances were you did not leave alive.

The singer should have stopped singing and asked everyone to leave in an orderly fashion. The guys with the fire extinguishers should have been standing by. (If it was even legal for them to thave pyrotechnics in that building in the first place!)

"Jesus" was an idiot. You don't walk through flames, especially with a flowing robe on unless you really are the deity.

[tiff019]

http://www.relevantmagazine.com/slices/easter-pageant-goes-wonderfully-brilliantly-wrong

Fast forward to the 1:20ish mark for the best @#$@ moment from an Easter pageant ever    (Note to self: don't use sparklers on set next to flammable scenery.)

I couldn't stop laughing! And the guy keeps singing thru all the chaos!   Rather impressive that the flames were out in less than a minute. Fast-acting people there. (Makes me wonder if they weren't sitting nearby with extinguishers just in case?)

This completely horrified me. There was not a lick of common sense of anyone in that building.

If you are in a building, and it catches on fire, leave. Just leave.

I kept thinking about those folks who died in the Station Night Club fire. If you did not exit that building within the first 90 seconds of the fire starting, chances were you did not leave alive.

The singer should have stopped singing and asked everyone to leave in an orderly fashion. The guys with the fire extinguishers should have been standing by. (If it was even legal for them to thave pyrotechnics in that building in the first place!)

"Jesus" was an idiot. You don't walk through flames, especially with a flowing robe on unless you really are the deity.

And the bolded is yet another thing you probably shouldn't laugh at. Don't think I've ever heard 'Jesus was an idiot' before  . (Though I do agree with you completely on how it SHOULD have been handled)

[Moray]

Today the boys and I went to the park since they had an early dismissal from school.  As we were walking around the small lake, the boys got ahead of me and suddenly my middle child started yelling at a group of ducks, hissing, screaming, trying to scare them.  I yelled at him to stop as I hurried to catch up.

He said "But Mom, they're attacking another duck!  They're picking on this duck and I'm trying to get them to leave it alone!" I got closer and at first glance it did look like they were harassing another duck as one mallard had another duck's brown neck in its beak. 

And then I took another look...and realized that the mallard was on top of this other duck and that's why we could really only see the head of the bottom duck and I realized what my innocent child took to be "attacking" was really "mating".  I told him that's what his head and his facial expression changed from a combination of worry and outrage to blushing and giggling.

To be fair, ducks are pretty rape-y creatures.

[Enigmatism]

Today the boys and I went to the park since they had an early dismissal from school.  As we were walking around the small lake, the boys got ahead of me and suddenly my middle child started yelling at a group of ducks, hissing, screaming, trying to scare them.  I yelled at him to stop as I hurried to catch up.

He said "But Mom, they're attacking another duck!  They're picking on this duck and I'm trying to get them to leave it alone!" I got closer and at first glance it did look like they were harassing another duck as one mallard had another duck's brown neck in its beak. 

And then I took another look...and realized that the mallard was on top of this other duck and that's why we could really only see the head of the bottom duck and I realized what my innocent child took to be "attacking" was really "mating".  I told him that's what his head and his facial expression changed from a combination of worry and outrage to blushing and giggling.

To be fair, ducks are pretty rape-y creatures.

I was 23 before I realised that the donkeys in the field near us weren't 'fighting' each other! 

[AfleetAlex]

I listen to the radio on the way home and sometimes when I get there, while I'm preparing his dinner, I sing to my feline while changing some of the lyrics to reflect his species. The other day it was Alicia Keys and then I realized that the only time it's appropriate to sing, "This cat is on fire" is on E-hell!

[Mental Magpie]

I listen to the radio on the way home and sometimes when I get there, while I'm preparing his dinner, I sing to my feline while changing some of the lyrics to reflect his species. The other day it was Alicia Keys and then I realized that the only time it's appropriate to sing, "This cat is on fire" is on E-hell!

Hahahahaha!  That's wonderful!

[GreenEyedHawk]

I listen to the radio on the way home and sometimes when I get there, while I'm preparing his dinner, I sing to my feline while changing some of the lyrics to reflect his species. The other day it was Alicia Keys and then I realized that the only time it's appropriate to sing, "This cat is on fire" is on E-hell!

I sing to my cats too...the other day I was  carrying Basement Cat round the house, singing to her, "Our cat....is in the middle of our street!"

[Dazi]

I listen to the radio on the way home and sometimes when I get there, while I'm preparing his dinner, I sing to my feline while changing some of the lyrics to reflect his species. The other day it was Alicia Keys and then I realized that the only time it's appropriate to sing, "This cat is on fire" is on E-hell!

I sing to my cats too...the other day I was  carrying Basement Cat round the house, singing to her, "Our cat....is in the middle of our street!"

I do it too.  Last night in fact.  The funny part is my cat was sitting on the other side of the shower curtain caterwauling.  I think he thinks I calling for help when I sing in the shower  .

[missanpan]

I listen to the radio on the way home and sometimes when I get there, while I'm preparing his dinner, I sing to my feline while changing some of the lyrics to reflect his species. The other day it was Alicia Keys and then I realized that the only time it's appropriate to sing, "This cat is on fire" is on E-hell!

I sing to my cats too...the other day I was  carrying Basement Cat round the house, singing to her, "Our cat....is in the middle of our street!"

I do it too.  Last night in fact.  The funny part is my cat was sitting on the other side of the shower curtain caterwauling.  I think he thinks I calling for help when I sing in the shower  .

I am so glad to know that other people sing to or sing about their cats. I don't feel so weird now! Granted, one of my cats will give me some major stink eye while I sing.  Something that I should not laugh at as it irritates her even more.

[Mental Magpie]

I do it to my dogs, too.  The Eagle has a great laugh at some of my lyrics.  Remember Pizza Bagel commercials?  I made it a kennel time song to get the dogs into their kennels.  They do it every time, too.

[Nikko-chan]

I do it to my dogs, too.  The Eagle has a great laugh at some of my lyrics.  Remember Pizza Bagel commercials?  I made it a kennel time song to get the dogs into their kennels.  They do it every time, too.

lyrics please?