Oh, goodness! I'm dying from laughter here.
Gramma Dishes, yeah, he'd probably scoff at any attempts to deter him.
Pirate, he's a great dog. When he's not being all kinds of trouble.
Elfmama, I'm hoping if it ever comes to that, his love of going bye bye will come in handy. Dumb dog gets into the car every time the door opens. Sometimes he even lets you get out of the car first if the door is opening because you've just arrived home.