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Nikko-chan

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2505 on: October 21, 2017, 10:52:48 PM »
Maybe it's just me but when I see Theresa May (new acting PM in the UK) on the news, I can't help but think of the character on Dr. Who, whose name I cannot remember, who was a low level staffer who got elevated to PM because she was the only one left.  Cracks me up every time I see Ms. May on the news.

Same here, they sound the same as well.

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2506 on: October 23, 2017, 06:03:16 AM »
We shouldn't have laughed at this, because it broke all rules of etiquette and was incredibly bad theater manners, but in the moment it was hysterical.

At the opera yesterday, there were tons of freshman college students. This past weekend's production was a special program that they run with the Univ. of Dayton, the First Year Student Arts Immersion. The upper balcony (which is where my season ticket is, because I'm cheap) was filled with very well dressed up 17/18/19 year olds. For almost all of them, their first opera. For probably most of them, their first live theater experience.

So for a first opera experience, did they choose to have them attend "The Barber of Seville"? (March's production) Or "Turandot"? (May) Or even the September production of Verdi's "Requiem"?

No, this was "The Consul" by Menotti (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Consul). A very dark opera, basically 3 hours of despair. The production was wonderful but it takes a strong opera lover to want to make it through this one.

The program listed act 1, intermission, act 2, intermission, act 3. At the first intermission, we lost about 1/3 to 1/2 of the UD students. Act 2 is the powerhouse act, with a fantastic performance by The Magician, and the power aria by Magda (and yes, it was awesome!) I had actually planned to leave during the second intermission because I was wilting under all the despair, and wasn't sure I wanted to stick it out to the end, in which Magda commits suicide.

So act 2 concludes, curtain rings down. I reach for my purse but wait - the orchestra is still playing. They're not breaking for the scheduled intermission. The curtain goes up on act 3. Just as I'm thinking hey, they're skipping the intermission, one of the students lets forth with "Aw, f*ck!"

So yes, bad theater manners, against all rules of etiquette, but in the moment, funny as h*ll  >:D

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2507 on: October 27, 2017, 01:04:22 PM »
I was babysitting my friend's son for the first time (he's in kinder btw). He was enthralled/fascinated when I mentioned I had homework to do when we got back to my house. The idea that adults could be in school and have homework was a completely foreign concept to him. I'm the only adult he's ever been around that is in college. He sighed, this look came over his face, and told me "Oh my god, I'm going to have homework forever!"   

I thought it was flipping hysterical.
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2508 on: October 27, 2017, 01:41:24 PM »
Daughter (age 17) was trying to figure out how mammograms are done.  So I told her: "they squish your b00b between two plates and take a picture."  Her expression was everything you would hope for.  >:D  ;D

I had a similar experience when I was explaining to my son (who was 10 at the time) how a colonoscopy was done. ("well, they take a video camera and...."). He just stared at me with this look on his face like I was telling a very sick joke. (What is *wrong* with you? Why would you even say that?!?  :o :o :o) I had to stop in the middle of my explanation when I realized how it was all sounding to him.  ;D




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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2509 on: November 17, 2017, 02:40:40 PM »
I work with a lady in her early 60's. She is a very nice lady, from NY originally, and has some traits and ways of speaking from up there.

For whatever reason, she has decided to buy rather gaudy velour track suits and wear them to work. It cracks me up every time, and I try not to laugh, but she's now Leisure Suit lady.
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2510 on: December 05, 2017, 06:55:41 PM »
So Mum and I were chatting about the week ahead, and Mum said that she would be visiting a friend of hers who is sadly now suffering dementia and may or may not recognise her. I said how sad that was, and asked how said friend's husband was going, and Mum said, "Oh, he finds it hard, but he's doing much better now that Jan's moved to the Home for the Bewildered."

I cackled.

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2511 on: December 06, 2017, 05:27:51 PM »
Woman called to ask if she could just go to one of our graduations next week (we have 6!). I replied that she would need a ticket, and they aren't open to the public.

She goes on to tell me that she went to one of other school, and didn't need a ticket. What were we thinking?

Our graduation ceremonies fill up. It's not like we have loads of room, plus we try to keep the crowds under control.
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2512 on: January 03, 2018, 02:28:53 PM »
So Mum and I were chatting about the week ahead, and Mum said that she would be visiting a friend of hers who is sadly now suffering dementia and may or may not recognise her. I said how sad that was, and asked how said friend's husband was going, and Mum said, "Oh, he finds it hard, but he's doing much better now that Jan's moved to the Home for the Bewildered."

I cackled.

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« Reply #2513 on: January 23, 2018, 03:21:18 PM »
We bought new automatic feeders for our cats. The water dispenser bubbles, and it startles the cats each time it happens. I can't help but laugh at the silly cats jumping back. Hopefully they will get used to it soon.

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« Reply #2514 on: January 23, 2018, 04:33:59 PM »
We bought new automatic feeders for our cats. The water dispenser bubbles, and it startles the cats each time it happens. I can't help but laugh at the silly cats jumping back. Hopefully they will get used to it soon.

Just hope they don't get too used to it. Back when I had two of my best friends renting part of my house, we had to stop using a water dispenser for the cats because one of them decided that the bubble going 'blorp' was awesome, and would attack the water reservoir whenever it happened. Then he worked out that it would go 'blorp' more often if he bailed water out of the dish with his paw.

The natural progression of events led to me standing in the door to the bathroom, literally crying with laughter, as a lanky black-and-white teenage cat alternated between frantically digging in the water bowl, tackling the reservoir, chasing ripples in the water that now covered the entire bathroom floor around in circles, and getting horribly offended when he sat down and couldn't work out why his bum was suddenly wet. Clearly this was a terrible offence against catkind! Oh, the felinity! He must compose a stern letter to his local council--

Water reservoir: *blorp*
Cat: *brain reset* *tackles*
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« Reply #2515 on: January 23, 2018, 04:54:41 PM »
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Then he worked out that it would go 'blorp' more often if he bailed water out of the dish with his paw.


Oh.....no...... :D :D :D :D I can picture it easily!

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« Reply #2516 on: January 24, 2018, 07:07:14 AM »
The natural progression of events led to me standing in the door to the bathroom, literally crying with laughter, as a lanky black-and-white teenage cat alternated between frantically digging in the water bowl, tackling the reservoir, chasing ripples in the water that now covered the entire bathroom floor around in circles, and getting horribly offended when he sat down and couldn't work out why his bum was suddenly wet. Clearly this was a terrible offence against catkind! Oh, the felinity! He must compose a stern letter to his local council--

I'm so sorry to your cat: I'm still chortling at his sodden backside; offended feline dignity makes me giggle more that it should. ;) ;D
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2517 on: January 24, 2018, 07:39:16 AM »
The natural progression of events led to me standing in the door to the bathroom, literally crying with laughter, as a lanky black-and-white teenage cat alternated between frantically digging in the water bowl, tackling the reservoir, chasing ripples in the water that now covered the entire bathroom floor around in circles, and getting horribly offended when he sat down and couldn't work out why his bum was suddenly wet. Clearly this was a terrible offence against catkind! Oh, the felinity! He must compose a stern letter to his local council--

I'm so sorry to your cat: I'm still chortling at his sodden backside; offended feline dignity makes me giggle more that it should. ;) ;D
Yet another thing you really should not laugh over. :) 

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2518 on: January 24, 2018, 08:08:55 AM »
The natural progression of events led to me standing in the door to the bathroom, literally crying with laughter, as a lanky black-and-white teenage cat alternated between frantically digging in the water bowl, tackling the reservoir, chasing ripples in the water that now covered the entire bathroom floor around in circles, and getting horribly offended when he sat down and couldn't work out why his bum was suddenly wet. Clearly this was a terrible offence against catkind! Oh, the felinity! He must compose a stern letter to his local council--

I'm so sorry to your cat: I'm still chortling at his sodden backside; offended feline dignity makes me giggle more that it should. ;) ;D
Yet another thing you really should not laugh over. :)

If cats ruled the world, humans would never be allowed to laugh at them. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2519 on: January 24, 2018, 12:38:29 PM »
We bought new automatic feeders for our cats. The water dispenser bubbles, and it startles the cats each time it happens. I can't help but laugh at the silly cats jumping back. Hopefully they will get used to it soon.

Just hope they don't get too used to it. Back when I had two of my best friends renting part of my house, we had to stop using a water dispenser for the cats because one of them decided that the bubble going 'blorp' was awesome, and would attack the water reservoir whenever it happened. Then he worked out that it would go 'blorp' more often if he bailed water out of the dish with his paw.

The natural progression of events led to me standing in the door to the bathroom, literally crying with laughter, as a lanky black-and-white teenage cat alternated between frantically digging in the water bowl, tackling the reservoir, chasing ripples in the water that now covered the entire bathroom floor around in circles, and getting horribly offended when he sat down and couldn't work out why his bum was suddenly wet. Clearly this was a terrible offence against catkind! Oh, the felinity! He must compose a stern letter to his local council--

Water reservoir: *blorp*
Cat: *brain reset* *tackles*
You described that really well.  Very funny! Thanks for the laugh.