DH is a pastor. I don't know if that makes this story better or worse.
Last week, DH was making pancakes and--as he often does--made up new lyrics to a song as he was cooking a la Weird Al.* He chose the hymn "Softly and Tenderly Jesus is Calling" when he realized "Calling for you and for me" changed so easily to "Pancakes for you and for me." I teased him a little about how sacrilegious he was, but aside from a few giggles we didn't think much of it.
Guess what hymn was sung at the following Sunday service? Oh, I had trouble keeping a straight face during that one.
* Early in our relationship
, he endeared me to him by coming up with "In the Middle of my Soup," to the tune of Billy Joel's "In the Middle of the Night" as he heated up some chicken noodle soup for us both. DH's version featured more oyster crackers than the original.