One of my favorite apocryphal court exchanges:
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse?
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Q: Did you check for breathing?
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
(p.s. I looked up the "7 Signs That Say 'Do Not Resuscitate." The photo shows the back of a body, from bum to neck; not more gruesome than that. Article is indeed funny.)