Today DH had an doctor's appointment that required that he be sedated.
The staff called me in when he started to wake up and asked me to talk with him and help him wake up.
The resulting conversations were pretty amusing, since they mostly consisted of him waking up, asking a few questions and dozing off. Then he'd wake up and ask the same questions. Lather, rise, repeat.
So I read to him, chatted a bit and gently kept waking him up.
We were joking around about how he was pretty loopy and how I could ask him anything.
The conversation went like this:
"So how many wives do you have?"
"And how many girlfriends do you have?"
It was pretty funny. But even better is that DH has absolutely no recollection of the conversation.
Yeah, I'm not going to let him forget it.