I'm jealous of the OP "only" having a C cup. I wear a quad-D. I'm hoping for a reduction in my future

Books? I have books. Just grabbed 3 more at the used bookstore down the street earlier this week. Mommy VorFemme made a "mistake" teaching me to read...at least, if she wants to keep me out of her personal library!

I remember when I was moving from one roommate's house to another. One of my friend's boyfriends picked up a box (printer paper carton) and groaned:
Guy: "What do you have in here? Rocks?"
Me: "Books"
Guy: "But you don't read!"
The world spontaneously combusted. Oh, wait, no, that was just everyone else there hitting the garage floor when they fell over laughing.
"Books and B00bs", Coming soon to TLC!
I would sooooo watch that show!
I want a T-shirt that says "Yes, these ARE my brains"