Wow... Your daughter must be hot stuff if she can convert straight girls.

(Eye roll for strange homophobic parents, not your DD)
This always confused me. People claim its a "mutation" to be g*a*y... yet apprently its contagious? As my dear friend J would say "Well, ya know if it was catching I'd be with a dude by now..." (His best friend is g*a*y and they are around each other so often that there's a joke that if BFF is sick, J and B(boyfriend) must be too.)