What the heck?!? UPDATE, Post 27

[hot_shaker]

What?  That doesn't even make sense.  You make a few posts about enjoying food and therefore you need medical intervention?  Oh, that just ticks me off.  I would totally defriend this person.

I wonder if she's new to FB in general and doesn't realize that often times posts are just silly little messages, not a reflection in to a person's inner workings. 

[JonGirl]

   and 

That is just weird and bizarre. Defriend real quick.

[Chocolate Moose]

was your post right before that one 'Just back from the doctor, he said I'll be fine just as long as I never eat fruit flavored dairy products' ?


because otherwise her response really makes no sense, hundreds of people have eaten peach ice cream and lived to tell the tale

[DangerMouth]

What?  That doesn't even make sense.  You make a few posts about enjoying food and therefore you need medical intervention?  Oh, that just ticks me off.  I would totally defriend this person.

I wonder if she's new to FB in general and doesn't realize that often times posts are just silly little messages, not a reflection in to a person's inner workings. 

Huh. If I were way more on top of my life, I'd write a ten minute bestseller called "Feed, Fact and Fiction: What your FB Status Reveals About You".

Or maybe just a few Cosmo articles:

"What's your Facebook Season?: Color Coordinating your Wall and Wardrobe"

"Tag and Run: Tips on Sniping through Pics"

"Friend or Fake?: How well do you REALLY know your second grade buddy? Take this simple quiz and find out!"

"Is he REALLY into you? A look at his Wall tells All!"

[hot_shaker]

What?  That doesn't even make sense.  You make a few posts about enjoying food and therefore you need medical intervention?  Oh, that just ticks me off.  I would totally defriend this person.

I wonder if she's new to FB in general and doesn't realize that often times posts are just silly little messages, not a reflection in to a person's inner workings. 

Huh. If I were way more on top of my life, I'd write a ten minute bestseller called "Feed, Fact and Fiction: What your FB Status Reveals About You".

Or maybe just a few Cosmo articles:

"What's your Facebook Season?: Color Coordinating your Wall and Wardrobe"

"Tag and Run: Tips on Sniping through Pics"

"Friend or Fake?: How well do you REALLY know your second grade buddy? Take this simple quiz and find out!"

"Is he REALLY into you? A look at his Wall tells All!"

Why do you think FB has all those ever so insightful little quizzes. 

[DangerMouth]

What?  That doesn't even make sense.  You make a few posts about enjoying food and therefore you need medical intervention?  Oh, that just ticks me off.  I would totally defriend this person.

I wonder if she's new to FB in general and doesn't realize that often times posts are just silly little messages, not a reflection in to a person's inner workings. 

Huh. If I were way more on top of my life, I'd write a ten minute bestseller called "Feed, Fact and Fiction: What your FB Status Reveals About You".

Or maybe just a few Cosmo articles:

"What's your Facebook Season?: Color Coordinating your Wall and Wardrobe"

"Tag and Run: Tips on Sniping through Pics"

"Friend or Fake?: How well do you REALLY know your second grade buddy? Take this simple quiz and find out!"

"Is he REALLY into you? A look at his Wall tells All!"

Why do you think FB has all those ever so insightful little quizzes. 

Shows what I know

I think I've spent 30 minutes, tops, since getting a fb page a month ago

[hot_shaker]

What?  That doesn't even make sense.  You make a few posts about enjoying food and therefore you need medical intervention?  Oh, that just ticks me off.  I would totally defriend this person.

I wonder if she's new to FB in general and doesn't realize that often times posts are just silly little messages, not a reflection in to a person's inner workings. 

Huh. If I were way more on top of my life, I'd write a ten minute bestseller called "Feed, Fact and Fiction: What your FB Status Reveals About You".

Or maybe just a few Cosmo articles:

"What's your Facebook Season?: Color Coordinating your Wall and Wardrobe"

"Tag and Run: Tips on Sniping through Pics"

"Friend or Fake?: How well do you REALLY know your second grade buddy? Take this simple quiz and find out!"

"Is he REALLY into you? A look at his Wall tells All!"

Why do you think FB has all those ever so insightful little quizzes. 

Shows what I know

I think I've spent 30 minutes, tops, since getting a fb page a month ago

Oh, they are deep.  They will tell you about every aspect of you personality, what your future holds, and all about your past lives.  All written in atrocious English.

[Veronica]

I've re-read her comment three times.  I still don't get what she means.   

[DangerMouth]

What?  That doesn't even make sense.  You make a few posts about enjoying food and therefore you need medical intervention?  Oh, that just ticks me off.  I would totally defriend this person.

I wonder if she's new to FB in general and doesn't realize that often times posts are just silly little messages, not a reflection in to a person's inner workings. 

Huh. If I were way more on top of my life, I'd write a ten minute bestseller called "Feed, Fact and Fiction: What your FB Status Reveals About You".

Or maybe just a few Cosmo articles:

"What's your Facebook Season?: Color Coordinating your Wall and Wardrobe"

"Tag and Run: Tips on Sniping through Pics"

"Friend or Fake?: How well do you REALLY know your second grade buddy? Take this simple quiz and find out!"

"Is he REALLY into you? A look at his Wall tells All!"

Why do you think FB has all those ever so insightful little quizzes. 

Shows what I know

I think I've spent 30 minutes, tops, since getting a fb page a month ago

Oh, they are deep.  They will tell you about every aspect of you personality, what your future holds, and all about your past lives.  All written in atrocious English.

Ooh, you make it sound so attractive

[One Goat to Rule Them All]

Defriend! Defriend and never look back...

[blue2000]

Oh, they are deep.  They will tell you about every aspect of you personality, what your future holds, and all about your past lives.  All written in atrocious English.

That almost made me choke on my chocolate.

As for this person's response, she sounds like someone who takes life Very Very Seriously. A joke can only mean you are denial about something, so she is willing to point you towards the light, so to speak.

I don't think there is any response you can give her that will change her mind.

[Scritzy]

I have decided that the best response is no response at all.

And now I shall have more peach ice cream.

Edited to add: And I go get my head read again tomorrow, this time by the therapist. Is it okay if I have more peach ice cream before I go?

[Bellantara]

I have decided that the best response is no response at all.

And now I shall have more peach ice cream.

Edited to add: And I go get my head read again tomorrow, this time by the therapist. Is it okay if I have more peach ice cream before I go?

Confuse her; have some peppermint ice cream. 

[Amava]

I don't know, but I would be very tempted to post this icecream on my facebook if I were you:

http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/261.jpg

[zoidberg]

I don't know, but I would be very tempted to post this icecream on my facebook if I were you:

http://topcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/261.jpg

That is ... .... .... words fail me. Except I want one. Now. I won't eat a thing for two days if I can have one. Please?