What? That doesn't even make sense. You make a few posts about enjoying food and therefore you need medical intervention? Oh, that just ticks me off. I would totally defriend this person.
I wonder if she's new to FB in general and doesn't realize that often times posts are just silly little messages, not a reflection in to a person's inner workings.
Huh. If I were way more on top of my life, I'd write a ten minute bestseller called "Feed, Fact and Fiction: What your FB Status Reveals About You".
Or maybe just a few Cosmo articles:
"What's your Facebook Season?: Color Coordinating your Wall and Wardrobe"
"Tag and Run: Tips on Sniping through Pics"
"Friend or Fake?: How well do you REALLY know your second grade buddy? Take this simple quiz and find out!"
"Is he REALLY into you? A look at his Wall tells All!"