As they say, opposites attract.
If you want to attract a good Jewish man, be a good shiksa (non-Jewish woman). That will be the opposite of his mother. Caveat: If you are successful, be prepared for him (and you) to subsist on a diet of matzah brie, horseradish, and felafel-because he won't let you get near the kitchen. So you'll never get to try out those award-winning recipes for Beef Stroganoff or Lobster Thermidor.