Although my snarky side might have slipped and given one of the PP's suggestions, I honestly think I would have looked confused and asked, "why?".
Seriously. I taught several fellow (burly, athletic, men's men type) male volunteers how to use basic power tools at Habitat for Humanity. I've changed my own oil and tires. I hang drywall. I'm a girly girl, but my dad always insisted on teaching me "man skills" so I would never need to rely on a man (his sister was/is the epitome of helpless). There is no possible way I could have refrained from calling out that
backwards ogre delivery guy.