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Margo

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #3075 on: Yesterday at 01:48:28 PM »
I have jut received an email from the newly sworn chair of the US Federal Reserve Bank (who , for no doubt totally legitimate reasons has an email address with a Korean suffix) telling me that she has my file here in her office and I seem to have overlooked my $850,000 fund. Which, obviously, is the sort of thing it is easy to overlook.

And to think, my spam-filter would have stopped me claiming this money!

ladyknight1

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #3076 on: Yesterday at 03:12:54 PM »
Is it sad that when I think of 'horizontal refreshment', I think of a big place full of napping cubicles?

jedikaiti

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #3077 on: Yesterday at 04:20:08 PM »
"purveyor of horizontal refreshment"

Can I borrow this? I love it!!  ;D

Of course - I stole it from a college roomie who got it I-don't-know-where.
What part of v_e = \sqrt{\frac{2GM}{r}} don't you understand? It's only rocket science!

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Re: S/O Beggars, Moochers and Scammers
« Reply #3078 on: Yesterday at 09:30:31 PM »
Subject: Indebtedness for driving on toll road

Dear customer,

You have not paid for driving on a toll road. This invoice is sent repeatedly,
please service your debt in the shortest possible time.

The invoice can be downloaded here.