I mentioned that I liked a particular style but that the biggest I could find it in was a 34DDD and asked if that style came in a 34G. She looked it up, but then went and got a 36DDD off the shelf. I repeated that I needed the 34 band size and that the 36 was simply too big. She looked again and then went and found several other bras in a 36DDD. Lather, rinse repeat.
So this is what appeared in my head:
mmswm: Hi I love this bra, but I need it in a 34G, do you have that size.
Sales Lady: Yes, the computer says so, I'll be right back. Ok, here you go a 36DDD
mmswm: I need a 34G
Sales Lady: Be right back, here's a different style 36DDD
mmswm: That's nice, but I still need a 34G
Sales Lady: Alright here ya go 42A
mmswm: What? That's not even close! 34G
Sales Lady: Got it, here you are a nice 32B
mmswm: You aren't even listing to me at all are you? 34G
Sales Lady: Alright, I got your lime green thong, anything else I can help you with today?
mmswm: You could get me a 34G bra.
Sales Lady: Ok, bye now. *wanders off to help the lady in the jeans department buy a car*