Mom used to get bruises that would last YEARS. As in, bruises that were 7 years old. A (obviously male) doctor told her it was "typical female bruising." Yeah, he got knocked off the list.
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......What IS "typical female bruising"?
It's the bruising you get from bumping into furniture when vaccuuming in high heels and a skirt, don'tcha know.

The first place I'm never shopping in again:
1.) Sears Canada (Ontario). Never, ever again are we going to buy from them. And considering that we have a house in need of upgrades, a new furnace, a new stove, central air, windows, floors etc I really don’t think they care about customer loyalty…
I bought a couch from them 8 years ago from an Outlet store. The couch is great. So we bought a new fridge from the Outlet to replace the 30 year old Kenmore fridge that suddenly died (it was summer, you can imagine!). 10 months in, the fridge starts to make noises. We call for a repair, the repair guy finds that the door is fried (water, light etc), and things are all busted up in the innards. Commence our personal trip to hell…
It took 9 months, 4 wrong doors, a dozen visits from repair guys and multiple phone messages of appointments that never appeared on anyone’s schedule to get the fridge functioning again. Our calls were redirected to Montreal, where we’d be assigned to an exclusively French speaking CSR who would get frustrated with us because they couldn’t understand us and vice versa. We had an extra but wrong type door on the front step for months until we put it out for scrap, because Sears had no record of it. We’d call and be disconnected after 58 minutes on hold. The problem was “solved” on their computers, and no longer under warranty even though the initial problem wasn’t solved, and we were denied an extended warranty because the fridge had to be in good working order to get it. On and on and on!
When the door was finally installed, water began pouring out of the inside of the fridge. I was in tears and wanted to go to a competitor at that point. It turned out that the fridge had been a return that hadn’t been refurbished, just put out of the floor. Everything works now, but we have parts and gadgets and pieces left over that I’ve boxed up JUST IN CASE.
A couple of months into this fiasco, my parents gifted us a stack washer-dryer, as the 30 year old ones that came with the house turned out to be shells (another story for another time). Sears was going to deliver and set up. It is important to note that my mom worked for Sears in the ‘70’s, and has had almost exclusively fantastic experiences with them in her province. The delivery guys brought the units down to the basement and headed back to their truck. I asked when they were going to set it up. Nope, they said, not us, you’re on your own. I showed them the receipt from otherprovince that indicated set-up was included in the delivery service. Cue swearing and stomping, I kid you not. One guy finally stomps down to the basement with me and demands that I pull off the old hoses, as he can’t by law do that or some nonsense. They won’t budge, so he tells me to call the store and reschedule a hook-up.
I call the store and ask for a supervisor to complain. No, no supervisor is in today, no no one can help you with this, these are union guys, you know so you have to excuse their behaviour (I work for a Union, and if we ever spoke to the public like this guy, we’d be toast). A lady finally came on the line from the appliance department and told me it was easy to hook up the washer-dryer, she’d done it herself enough times. I asked her how I was supposed to stack them, and the said she didn’t know and she had to go now.
So there I am in the basement, with the instruction book, puzzled because none of the packing and safety parts are in the washer or dryer. DF finally hooks them up when he comes home, and we discover that the brand new washer and dryer are refurbished (rust in dryer, water in washer). Sears denies this, and we are so frustrated at this point we just accept that the units work and we’re happy.
A few months later, while the fridge is STILL broken, Sears calls and asks if I want to buy an extended warranty plan for the washer and dryer. I tell them I will if they will fix the fridge. There’s silence, then the CSR says that our fridge is fixed, the call is closed, and there’s no warranty on the fridge but they’ll charge us $90 for a repair visit. My reply was a mix of English and bad French and I guess my point finally got across, because he said that he’d add to our file that we were unhappy with Sears’ service. Merci beaucoup!
The fridge now works, the unwarrantied dryer shuts down unexpectedly, and our closest Sears Outlet store just closed out of the blue. DF says they sold one too many bad fridges. Later I am going to post about Canadian Tire Auto Centres…

edited for a spelling typo