No matter how many football games I watch, or how many fashionable outfits I wear, or how many normal things I do, I will never be anything but the biggest nerd in the history of the world. For my greatest moment of nerdhood was the nerdiest ever to happen in the whole history of nerddom.
I broke up with someone in World of Warcraft and continued to date him in real life. We just decided that it was time for us to start leveling with other people.
In my defense, it was totally merited. He didn't understand agro-mechanics at all and kept pulling hate on groups of mobs and making me offtank with my boar, then had the audacity to complain that I wasn't keeping up with him on meters when he refused to count my boar in my total! Total n00b. Should have expected it from a BE mage. Scum, the lot of them.
I also am not allowed to play Taboo with normal people anymore.
"Measures the internal energy of an object!"