My BF and I were on the métro yesterday, when we noticed a baby in a stroller staring fixedly at us with a very serious expression on his face. We weren't doing anything interesting, and the baby didn't change expression even when I tried to engage him. BF and I then had the following (sotto voce) conversation:
Me: That baby is kind of weirding me out.
BF: Yeah, he's looking at us like he's collecting data about us.
Me: Maybe he's a Cylon.
BF: You know, they look like humans now.
Me: Yeah, I hear they evolved.
BF: Also, they have a plan.