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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #780 on: June 20, 2012, 11:14:17 AM »
When after hearing Ridley Scott may have put the Alien movies, Blade Runner, and Prometheus in the same universe but all set at different times and you message your friend asking him to geek out with you to do a marathon of all the movies once Prometheus is out on DVD, so we can track the parallels and time frames.

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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #781 on: June 21, 2012, 02:47:31 PM »
One of my dear friends is turning 50 next month. His wife is planning a surprise party and I offered to make his cake.

A Star Trek red shirt cake. Vanilla cake with maple filling, which is his favorite.
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« Reply #782 on: June 21, 2012, 03:44:30 PM »
One of my dear friends is turning 50 next month. His wife is planning a surprise party and I offered to make his cake.

A Star Trek red shirt cake. Vanilla cake with maple filling, which is his favorite.

A cellular peptide cake!  (With mint frosting!)
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"--yet sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often," Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.  "Best to say nothing at all."

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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #783 on: June 21, 2012, 11:30:32 PM »
When after hearing Ridley Scott may have put the Alien movies, Blade Runner, and Prometheus in the same universe but all set at different times and you message your friend asking him to geek out with you to do a marathon of all the movies once Prometheus is out on DVD, so we can track the parallels and time frames.

DH and I went to see Prometheus last Sunday.  We were going to do Alien tonight but I fell asleep. Sigh, my physical therapy wipes me out.  I guess it will be this weekend before we get back to Alien.

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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #784 on: June 29, 2012, 08:41:24 AM »
BF and I were walking down the street last night when a big crowd of rather rowdy young guys goes past us.

BF: Wow, big group.
Me: They're having bro time.
BF: Pssh ::eyeroll::
Me: What? You and your friends have bro time.
BF: ::proudly:: Yes, but MY bro time involves 20-sided dice!

Yep, I'm dating a nerd ;D.


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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #785 on: June 29, 2012, 09:44:14 AM »
Yep, I'm dating a nerd ;D.

Congratulations - they are the best. :D

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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #786 on: June 29, 2012, 10:52:20 PM »
I turn down a lot of Friday night dates because I'm playing D&D...

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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #787 on: July 01, 2012, 04:56:12 PM »
When you dream you're solving physics problems and relate your dream to your engineer spouse like this:

You: "So in my dream, there was a rotating disk with an inner circumference and the outer edge. I had to find the difference in force and speed between the two points."

Engineer: "You mean the torque?"

You: "Yes, but I had to try to do the math in my head, since I was dreaming and there was no calculator I could use. So I'm trying to do 'pi r squared' in my head for this disk. Then I had to figure out the accelaration on the outer edge. I didn't know how to do that part."

Engineer "Torque = Force x Distance."

You: "Well, I didn't know that part. All I could remember was that Force = Mass x Acceleration."

Engineer: "Yeah. Torque = MAD."

Then he looks at you, his Arts major spouse and says "You've been married to an Engineer too long if you're starting to dream physics!" :P
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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #788 on: July 01, 2012, 05:05:03 PM »
When you dream you're solving physics problems and relate your dream to your engineer spouse like this:

You: "So in my dream, there was a rotating disk with an inner circumference and the outer edge. I had to find the difference in force and speed between the two points."

Engineer: "You mean the torque?"

You: "Yes, but I had to try to do the math in my head, since I was dreaming and there was no calculator I could use. So I'm trying to do 'pi r squared' in my head for this disk. Then I had to figure out the accelaration on the outer edge. I didn't know how to do that part."

Engineer "Torque = Force x Distance."

You: "Well, I didn't know that part. All I could remember was that Force = Mass x Acceleration."

Engineer: "Yeah. Torque = MAD."

Then he looks at you, his Arts major spouse and says "You've been married to an Engineer too long if you're starting to dream physics!" :P

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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #789 on: July 02, 2012, 01:43:54 PM »

I sent a sarcastic text to Gish the other day along the lines of:
Captain's Log: Stardate - .3508728503. Cigarettes running low. Crew hungry and shedding. Away party not responding. Situation looking grim.
... and i looked up the stardate to make sure it was right. The ol' lug didn't even notice
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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #790 on: July 12, 2012, 03:31:11 PM »
Woot, just found out I'm on Wired!    (Okay, so I'm a "backup monkey" in the first embedded video in the article, but still!)  I'm pretty sure it's nerdy of me to be this excited about it  :P

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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #791 on: July 18, 2012, 06:58:00 PM »
When you learn that HMV just started carrying Big Bang Theory bobbleheads and you buy the whole set... ::)
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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #792 on: July 18, 2012, 07:04:19 PM »
When you are planning the t-shirt you are going to wear to the ST:TNG big screen event next week. I can't wait to get my geek on!
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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #793 on: July 18, 2012, 07:33:07 PM »
You go on a date with a guy and consider the fact that he has a Star Wars box set and the Fifth Element DVD, amongst others, in the back seat of his car attractive :)

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Re: You know you've achieved nerdhood when...
« Reply #794 on: July 20, 2012, 11:26:43 AM »
When, since watching The Fifth Element, you now point at the screen and say "dot" when someone asks you to help find something.