I keep forgetting what the current topic of this thread is when I click on it. So every time I'm like " What are you people doing to contract all these diseases??"
We're getting them from the Internet.
Yeah, I've gotten loads of viruses from using the internet. Always a good technically true
statement to use if I ever really don't want someone to touch my computer.
How about: someone gives you a rather long and yucky number for something, and you just remember it instantly. When asked why, you explain that it's luckily only a few digits away from being a certain sequence in the top three hundred decimals of pi, and therefore you only had to remember three things instead of fifteen.