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Ode to the PITAs
« on: October 20, 2010, 10:51:08 PM »
I was inspired to write this - feel free to add (and improve what I wrote, this is the first time I've written something like this)

Ode to the PITAs

Once there was a dresser queen,
Who was really rather mean
You might be curious about her mentality
Her head was filled with “all about me”
Remember her excuse when she broke the menorah?


When you run into drama girl, NG,
You’ll want to flee.
Her mouth was filled with “you’re all so mean”
Her head was filled with “you’re such a bully”
Shay & her co-workers just want to ignore ya.

PITAs, While we think ya’ll are bores
The stories you inspire we adore
"oh we thank thee lord for the things we need, like the wind and the rain and the apple seed"

Jolie_kitten

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Re: Ode to the PITAs
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 11:49:53 AM »
http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=79038.0

There once was a guy who dated a lulu;
Made his family wish he'd just run off to Honolulu.
Next thing you know- the nutty drama queen
Announces to them all: "We're moving in!
Together! Don't I live a dream?
Hey, I'm so happy I could sing,
We're engaged now! Look, I bought myself a ring!"
Hey lady... poor guy should first ask,
And, honestly, I doubt he feels up to the task.

Chorus:
PITAs, While we think ya’ll are bores
The stories you inspire we adore

Anyone else care to try?
« Last Edit: October 21, 2010, 11:53:10 AM by Jolie_kitten »
Where there is cake there is hope. And there is always cake ;)

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Re: Ode to the PITAs
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 01:24:33 PM »
Then there was BIL
Who was SUCH a pill
Inviting himself places
Even when he didn't know the faces
And quickly wearing out good will

PITAs, While we think ya’ll are bores
The stories you inspire we adore

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Re: Ode to the PITAs
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2010, 03:53:01 PM »
Cousin Jennifer, you're a [female dog]
A truly conniving little witch.
You tried to steal rich Will,
So of Swarovski you could have your fill.
You faked a baby- what gall!
But Titanic love conquers all.

PITAs, we think y'all are bores...etc., etc.
"Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies DO divert me, I own- and I laugh at them whenever I can." -Jane Austen

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Re: Ode to the PITAs
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2010, 12:53:06 PM »
http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=59637.0

Lady in a Wal-mart smock
To the wedding caused much shock.
To dress up and behave she wouldn't bother.
Worst part is: she was the bride's own mother.

PITAs, we think y'all are bores...etc., etc.
Where there is cake there is hope. And there is always cake ;)

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Re: Ode to the PITAs
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2010, 12:58:07 PM »
PITA haiku!


Special Snowflake girl
I wish you could see yourself
How we all see you.

Edited because I really can count syllables.  :)
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