There once was a guy who dated a lulu;
Made his family wish he'd just run off to Honolulu.
Next thing you know- the nutty drama queen
Announces to them all: "We're moving in!
Together! Don't I live a dream?
Hey, I'm so happy I could sing,
We're engaged now! Look, I bought myself a ring!"
Hey lady... poor guy should first ask,
And, honestly, I doubt he feels up to the task.
PITAs, While we think ya’ll are bores
The stories you inspire we adore
Anyone else care to try?