To not make any resolutions so that when I don't accomplish them I don't feel like a loser

Actually they are:
1) Lose 20 pounds. I think in a year I can do it.
1a) Keep it off!
2) Cook more
3) Be more organized at home (files, books, etc.)
4) Stop being a renter and become an owner! I am very excited about this one
5) Finally (!!!) finish graduate school. I should finish in Dec 07.