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Re: "You're going to get fat if you eat that."
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2011, 11:28:25 AM »
Random guy walks over to me and following exchange ensues:

RG: You're going to get fat if you eat that.

Evil Oxy: [looks down and then shows total shock] Aaaaarrrgh!!!! You're right! By Diety I got fat! [Then a big sigh and look of resignation] Oh well, too late to do anything about it now. At least my food is tasty!